Sinner's so dominant the ATP is changing the rules just so the ball boys get a coffee break.
Jannik Sinner could benefit most from potential tennis rule change
Tennis officials are floating a rule change to quicken matches, and Jannik Sinner looks set to profit most. The Italian's relentless baseline game and quick points make him the poster boy for a speedier format, with critics wondering if the sport is bending to his strengths.
Source: Jannik Sinner could benefit most from potential tennis rule change — Tennis365
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