England's white-ball team treats Morgan's Cricinfo page like a cheat code — meanwhile the man is at home in a dressing gown pretending he can't hear the phone.
England's White-Ball Team Is Still Living Rent-Free in Eoin Morgan's Old Stats
Eoin Morgan, England's 2019 World Cup-winning captain, retired in 2022, yet his Cricinfo profile remains among the most visited pages whenever England's white-ball side stumbles. The statistical record — 225 ODIs, 7,700-plus runs, a revolution in aggressive captaincy — has become the reference point fans and pundits reach for every time the current team loses a series.
Source: England's White-Ball Team Is Still Living Rent-Free in Eoin Morgan's Old Stats — Cricinfo
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