Feyenoord didn't lose a football match, they provided unpaid labour for a Barcelona promo video.
Barcelona Thrash Feyenoord 5-1 In Champions League Opener
Barcelona dismantled Feyenoord 5-1 in their Champions League league-phase opener at the Estadi Olímpic, with the Dutch side briefly pulling one back before the hosts pulled away. The win hands the Catalan club early control of the new 36-team table and piles pressure on Feyenoord to find points in a format where goal difference is already doing quiet, brutal arithmetic.
Source: Barcelona Thrash Feyenoord 5-1 In Champions League Opener — bbc.co.uk
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