Finally, a manager brave enough to coach what every referee already suspects: pure, uncut shithousery.
Bromley boss wants his players to master football's 'dark arts'
Bromley manager Andy Woodman says his squad must master football's 'dark arts' to survive. He means the cynical stuff: tactical fouls, time-wasting, and the kind of game-management that makes referees check their watches. Expect fewer highlights and more stoppage time in League Two this season.
Source: Bromley boss wants his players to master football's 'dark arts' — BBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 10, 2026.
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