Mane and Quiñones winning Ballon d'Or is like giving a participation trophy to the janitor who mops the field during halftime.
Saudi clubs launch Ballon d'Or assault with Mane and Quiñones
Saudi clubs are reportedly pushing hard to get Sadio Mane and Julian Quiñones nominated for the Ballon d'Or, hoping the league's new stars boost its global profile. The awards traditionally favor European-based players, so this marks an aggressive bid to break that mold. Whether voters buy it remains to be seen, but the oil money is definitely talking.
Source: Saudi clubs launch Ballon d'Or assault with Mane and Quiñones — TodayPress.tv
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