Melbourne's exit meetings are so well planned even the coach doesn't know what's happening.
Viney's Exit Meeting: Coach Lyon Says He Didn't See It Coming
Melbourne coach Simon Goodwin admitted he was surprised by Jack Viney's exit meeting, which reportedly caught him off guard. The meeting marks the end of Viney's long tenure with the Demons, leaving the club to figure out its future without a key veteran.
Source: Viney's Exit Meeting: Coach Lyon Says He Didn't See It Coming — SEN
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