Infantino's running unopposed—what's next, a FIFA 'election' where he votes for himself twice?
Infantino to seek re-election as FIFA president amid controversies
FIFA president Gianni Infantino has announced he will stand for re-election in 2027, despite ongoing investigations into his conduct and a recent controversy over a red card ruling that prompted Belgium to withdraw support. Infantino, who has led FIFA since 2016, faces no serious challengers, raising questions about the integrity of the electoral process.
Source: Infantino to seek re-election as FIFA president amid controversies — The Guardian
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