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Xiaomi's New Passport-Shaped Foldable: Because Your Phone Wasn't Bulky Enough
Xiaomi has unveiled its upcoming foldable smartphone, featuring a passport-style aspect ratio that appears noticeably shorter and wider than the Samsung Galaxy Z Fold series. Set for an early September launch, the device integrates proprietary memory chip technology, signaling the company's aggressive move to decouple its hardware supply chain.
Source: Xiaomi's New Passport-Shaped Foldable: Because Your Phone Wasn't Bulky Enough — Engadget
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