Nothing says 'great deal' like buying a phone that's obsolete by the time the unboxing video finishes rendering.
iPhone 17 Prices Slashed Days Before iPhone 18 Release
Apple slashes iPhone 17 prices just days before the iPhone 18 launch, making current stock suddenly feel like yesterday's news. The move is classic Apple: clear inventory, keep the upgrade treadmill spinning, and make early adopters question every life choice they've ever made.
Source: iPhone 17 Prices Slashed Days Before iPhone 18 Release — Forbes
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 9, 2026.
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