A 70% off sale is just Sony charging you full price for games you'll never play.
PlayStation Store Tokyo Game Show Sale Kicks Off
Sony launched its annual PlayStation Store Tokyo Game Show Sale, discounting hundreds of titles across PS5 and PS4 for a limited window. The promotion runs alongside the Tokyo Game Show convention, a fixture of Japan's gaming calendar. Publishers use the event to clear inventory and court overseas buyers ahead of the holiday release season. Analysts expect digital revenue to spike, though players' unplayed libraries remain, as ever, the real casualty.
Source: PlayStation Store Tokyo Game Show Sale Kicks Off — MP1st
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