Apple discounting the iPhone 17 days before the 18 is like a restaurant slashing prices on last night's fish right before the health inspector walks in.
iPhone 17 Prices Slashed Days Before iPhone 18 Launch
Apple slashed iPhone 17 prices again just days before the iPhone 18 launch, signaling weak demand and a need to clear stock. The move marks a rare discounting spree for Apple, which typically avoids price cuts, as it braces for the next generation.
Source: iPhone 17 Prices Slashed Days Before iPhone 18 Launch — Forbes
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