At 17, Yamal's already too cool for the award—he's probably more stressed about his maths homework than the Ballon d'Or.
Yamal: I Won't 'Beg' For Ballon d'Or
Barcelona's teenage sensation Lamine Yamal has brushed off the Ballon d'Or race, saying he won't campaign for it. The 17-year-old just broke a Champions League record set by Mbappé, proving his play does the talking. He'll likely be a frontrunner for years, but he's not sweating the hype.
Source: Yamal: I Won't 'Beg' For Ballon d'Or — ESPN
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