Nothing motivates a striker like another striker being better at his own job than he is.
Carragher tells £64m Arsenal man he's 'never' getting back in as only 'amazing' transfer will displace workhorse
Jamie Carragher says Kai Havertz will never displace Viktor Gyokeres at Arsenal unless an 'amazing' transfer arrives, piling pressure on the £64m German. Gyokeres, linked as a target, just scored four in a match. Havertz's starting spot looks shakier by the hour.
Source: Carragher tells £64m Arsenal man he's 'never' getting back in as only 'amazing' transfer will displace workhorse — TEAMtalk
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