City's title hopes now depend on drag-and-drop templates — the only thing they're building this season is a decent SEO strategy.
Manchester City signs Wix.com as sponsor
Manchester City FC has announced Wix.com as its latest commercial partner, adding the website-building platform to its sponsorship portfolio. The deal extends City's growing list of non-football brands, though it does little to address their current on-pitch struggles or mounting injury list.
Source: Manchester City signs Wix.com as sponsor — Campaign UK
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