Denzel Clarke's jersey is in the lineup more often than he is.
Denzel Clarke Out Again: Athletics' Bench Warmer Sets Record for Patience
Athletics outfielder Denzel Clarke is again absent from the starting lineup on Monday, continuing a streak of bench time that's becoming his most consistent stat. The team hasn't announced a return date, leaving fans to wonder if his locker nameplate is getting more reps than he is.
Source: Denzel Clarke Out Again: Athletics' Bench Warmer Sets Record for Patience — CBS Sports
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