The algorithm after I opt out: 'I changed, I swear, just give me one more scroll.'
New law lets you opt out of social media algorithms
Proposed laws would force social media platforms to offer an algorithm-free feed, letting users browse chronologically without personalized recommendations. Experts say it's a step toward digital autonomy, but platforms argue it undermines engagement. If passed, users could finally see posts from people they actually follow, in order, like it's 2009.
Source: New law lets you opt out of social media algorithms — The Conversation
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