Driverless trains are great until they decide to skip your stop for personal reasons.
New DLR Trains: Driverless, But Still Fashionably Late
The first of 54 new driverless DLR trains has re-entered passenger service in London, replacing the aging fleet. The new trains feature walk-through carriages, improved accessibility, and USB charging, with the full rollout expected by 2026.
Source: New DLR Trains: Driverless, But Still Fashionably Late — ianVisits
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