Chelsea’s squad is so big they need a second team just to hold the bench.
Estevao left out of Chelsea's 20-man squad list
Chelsea's bloated 30+ player squad forced Estevao Willian, a £29m summer signing, out of the 20-man Premier League list. The club's recruitment spree has created selection headaches, with several high-profile players left out as Maresca trims his squad for the season.
Source: Estevao left out of Chelsea's 20-man squad list — Football London
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 9, 2026.
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