The sheep probably just wanted to see what it feels like to be appreciated for once.
Sheep steal from Clarkson's farm: Diddly Squat indeed
Thieves stole 11 sheep from Jeremy Clarkson's Oxfordshire farm, which he documented in his usual bombastic style on social media. Clarkson, known for his Diddly Squat farm shop and Amazon show, quipped about the theft, but police are investigating. The sheep, valued at around £1,000, were taken from a field, leaving Clarkson to ponder the irony of his farm's name.
Source: Sheep steal from Clarkson's farm: Diddly Squat indeed — The Telegraph
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 7, 2026.
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