Tom's been silent for 48 hours and thinks he's winning. He's actually just been put on mute while the movie plays.
Woman Treating Boyfriend's Silent Treatment As A Spa Weekend
A woman is publicly treating her boyfriend's two-day silent treatment as a holiday — no work anecdotes, no hint-dropping, and full custody of the TV remote, which she used to switch off football for Corrie with zero resistance. He says he's forgotten what he was sulking about but won't break his vow of silence, and plans to resume speaking Friday to secure weekend sex. She plans to dump him before the weekend and go out with the girls.
Source: Woman Treating Boyfriend's Silent Treatment As A Spa Weekend — The Daily Mash
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 10, 2026.
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