Beyoncé at 45: making the sun look like a nightlight and my savings account look like a typo.
Beyoncé glitters in gold, diamonds and sequins for 45th birthday bash
Beyoncé celebrated her 45th birthday in shimmering gold, diamonds, and sequins, dazzling in a custom look that reportedly cost more than most people's annual income. The visual extravaganza has sparked admiration and playful commentary on the sheer opulence of celebrity celebrations.
Source: Beyoncé glitters in gold, diamonds and sequins for 45th birthday bash — Page Six
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