The baby's first word was 'no comment' — and honestly, valid.
Bonnie Blue Reported for Safeguarding Concerns After Birth of Her Baby
A safeguarding review has been opened after the adult-content creator announced the birth of her child. Authorities are examining welfare and privacy conditions around the infant; the case has renewed debate over children born into high-profile adult-industry households.
Source: Bonnie Blue Reported for Safeguarding Concerns After Birth of Her Baby — Metro.co.uk
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