He'll be singing 'Shot Through the Heart' but the crowd will hear 'Shot Through the Hip'.
Bon Jovi brings nostalgia to Wembley in 2026
Bon Jovi announces a 2026 Wembley Stadium show, sending fans scrambling for tickets and stage-time deets. The tour promises a nostalgic setlist from the New Jersey rockers, now in their sixties, as they prove age is just a number—until you try to hit those high notes.
Source: Bon Jovi brings nostalgia to Wembley in 2026 — Time Out Worldwide
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 9, 2026.
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