Man really thought 'gift shop in Florida' beat 'endangered species treaty.'
Italian airport finds crocodile head in man's luggage
Italian authorities at Turin's Caselle airport found a dried crocodile head wrapped in wrapping paper in a passenger's luggage. The man, arriving from Miami via Istanbul, now faces smuggling charges under the Washington Convention, with penalties up to €200,000 or a year in prison.
Source: Italian airport finds crocodile head in man's luggage — UPI Odd News
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