At this point Glastonbury is just a £400 subscription to a field, and the lineup is DLC you pay extra for later.
Glastonbury tickets break £400 for the first time as sale date confirmed
Glastonbury has confirmed ticket sale dates alongside its highest-ever price, with tickets breaking £400 for the first time. Fans reacted with fury, calling the cost a scam, while speculation swirls over next year's Pyramid Stage headliners. The festival says the increase reflects rising production and artist costs. For many regulars, the price is now the headline — not the music.
Source: Glastonbury tickets break £400 for the first time as sale date confirmed — BBC
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