Nothing says 'strength of character' like finishing the job and then crawling to the bathroom for a degrading clean-up.
Man throws back out during lunchtime self-care
A 50-something homeworker threw out his back masturbating during lunch, had to roll off his chair and crawl to the bathroom, and now faces three weeks of pain. His wife called him a 'useless bastard.' He insists finishing showed strength of character.
Source: Man throws back out during lunchtime self-care — The Daily Mash
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 9, 2026.
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