The 'Chinese Nostradamus' is just a guy with a LinkedIn account for time travelers.
The 'Chinese Nostradamus' Shares New Predictions, And 2027 Looks Grim
Jiang Xueqin, the self-styled 'Chinese Nostradamus,' has returned with five fresh predictions for 2025 after gaining viral fame for three lucky guesses in 2024. As the internet clamors for his next prophetic hit, he insists 2027 will be particularly turbulent, proving once again that vague doom sells better than actual journalism.
Source: The 'Chinese Nostradamus' Shares New Predictions, And 2027 Looks Grim — Bored Panda
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