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Cruz and Bardem Can't Save 'Bunker' From Its Own Hole
Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem's 'Bunker,' directed by Florian Zeller, premiered at Venice to a 15.5-minute standing ovation but got mixed reviews, with critics calling it a heavy-handed social thriller about a tech billionaire. The film's shallow script undercuts its stars, leaving audiences divided on its doomsday ark premise.
Source: Cruz and Bardem Can't Save 'Bunker' From Its Own Hole — theguardian.com
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