Turns out the floor was the one thing they couldn't stand on.
Headlam Group files notice to appoint administrators
Headlam Group, the UK's largest floorcovering distributor, has filed a notice of intent to appoint administrators. The company, which has struggled with a softening market and plummeting demand, is seeking emergency restructuring to avoid complete collapse. Trading in its shares has been suspended while the board scrambles for a rescue.
Source: Headlam Group files notice to appoint administrators — Investing.com UK
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