BC's weather app is basically a horror movie sequel generator: same plot, wetter victims.
B.C. Braces for 'Onslaught' of Rain as First Fall Storm Hits
Environment Canada has issued a storm warning for British Columbia's coast, predicting the first fall storm could bring heavy rain. Residents, familiar with the region's wet climate, are bracing for another round of what the agency calls an 'onslaught' of precipitation.
Source: B.C. Braces for 'Onslaught' of Rain as First Fall Storm Hits — CBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 4, 2026.
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