Uncarved Pumpkin Struggling With Survivor’s Guilt
Uncarved Pumpkin Struggling With Survivor’s Guilt
A local pumpkin in Raleigh, North Carolina, told reporters Friday it is struggling with survivor's guilt after remaining uncarved nearly a week past Halloween. The pumpkin said it was spared while other pumpkins were carved, and questioned why it was left unharmed. At press time, it had been thrown into a gutter to rot.
Source: Uncarved Pumpkin Struggling With Survivor’s Guilt — The Onion
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