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People share their most inventive euphemisms for pooping
Twitter users shared gloriously weird euphemisms for pooping, from 'release the hounds' to 'burnt offerings to the porcelain gods.' The thread proves humanity’s greatest creative output isn’t art or science—it’s finding new ways to say 'I need to drop a deuce.' The internet remains undefeated in toilet comedy.
Source: People share their most inventive euphemisms for pooping — The Poke
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