After 200 days of room service, Crush swims off like she's leaving a five-star resort—except the bill is 1,500 miles of ocean.
Researchers bid farewell to rescued sea turtle after 200-day recovery: 'We were all bawling on the boat afterwards'
A loggerhead sea turtle named Crush, rescued in January after being cold-stunned in Jersey, was released into the Azores on September 1 after six months of rehabilitation at Sea Life Weymouth. She and two other turtles swam free with satellite tags attached, delighting carers who had grown attached.
Source: Researchers bid farewell to rescued sea turtle after 200-day recovery: 'We were all bawling on the boat afterwards' — Good Good Good
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