Massachusetts voters really out here treating the Senate like a collection of vintage sourdough starters that just get more valuable the longer they sit in the dark.
Massachusetts voters prefer the antique to the upgrade
Senator Ed Markey secured a decisive victory over Congressman Seth Moulton in the Massachusetts Democratic primary, successfully fending off a challenge that focused on generational turnover. Despite calls for new leadership, voters stuck with the 80-year-old incumbent, signaling a continued preference for seniority and established track records.
Source: Massachusetts voters prefer the antique to the upgrade — CBS News
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