The only thing more welcoming than a pool party is a president who knows the way to a freshman's heart is through free snacks and a cannonball.
College President Hosts Pool Party for Freshmen to Make Them Feel at Home
College President Dr. Lisa Anderson hosted a back-to-school pool party at her home for incoming freshmen, aiming to ease their transition. The event featured food, games, and swimming, with Anderson personally welcoming each student. She hopes the gesture fosters a sense of community and belonging from day one.
Source: College President Hosts Pool Party for Freshmen to Make Them Feel at Home — r/UpliftingNews
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