Tim Cook is finally leaving, and honestly, the most innovative thing he's done all decade is teaching us to pay $30 for the privilege of not having a wall plug.
Tim Cook's Apple Era Ends: A $4 Trillion Exit
Tim Cook is stepping down as CEO of Apple, concluding a tenure defined by unprecedented market valuation growth and the expansion of the company’s services ecosystem. John Ternus is set to succeed him, with a primary focus on navigating the company's competitive integration of artificial intelligence into its hardware.
Source: Tim Cook's Apple Era Ends: A $4 Trillion Exit — Yahoo Finance
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 31, 2026.
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