At this rate, the only way I'm filling my tank is by selling my internal organs to a hedge fund.
Dow Slides and Oil Climbs as Inflation Fears Return
The Dow slipped 475 points and the S&P 500 retreated as Brent crude climbed toward $100 a barrel, renewing investor anxiety over inflation. Amgen shares weighed on the indices, though the Nasdaq managed a modest gain, signaling a fragile recovery effort following the Labor Day holiday weekend.
Source: Dow Slides and Oil Climbs as Inflation Fears Return — MarketWatch
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