The universe is eating itself while my landlord still raises rent because 'market demand.'
Black Hole Stars and Plastic Cookies: Science's Weirdest Hits
Astronomers discovered a 'black hole star' — a red dot that's star-sized but emits black-hole-level energy. Meanwhile, scientists turned plastic into edible cookies. The universe is a cosmic bakery where nothing is as it seems.
Source: Black Hole Stars and Plastic Cookies: Science's Weirdest Hits — Ars Science
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