The Netherlands just learned that keeping your savings in a friend's house is great until the friend starts acting like a panicked teenager with a credit card.
Dutch Central Bank Moves Gold to UK as Global Trust Fades
The Dutch central bank has relocated 86 tonnes of gold reserves from the US and Canada to the UK, citing the need for better diversification amidst rising global geopolitical instability. The move marks a cautious shift in how nations are physically securing their assets as the international order becomes increasingly unpredictable.
Source: Dutch Central Bank Moves Gold to UK as Global Trust Fades — The Guardian
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