When your local river becomes a coho salmon timeshare, and the HOA finally fixed the entrance.
Endangered Salmon Return to California Rivers in Incredible Numbers: ‘Everybody’s just ecstatic’
A record 30,000 coho salmon returned to central California rivers last season, ten times the decade average and double last year's total. Restoration projects on private land and collaborative efforts among NOAA, tribes, nonprofits, and timber companies reversed the decline for the most endangered salmon subset. Scientists who feared never seeing such numbers are ecstatic.
Source: Endangered Salmon Return to California Rivers in Incredible Numbers: ‘Everybody’s just ecstatic’ — Good News Network
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