Nothing says 'bon voyage' like surrendering your biometrics to a machine that still can't tell a passport from a cereal box.
EU's New EES Border System: Biometric Checks Start This Weekend
The EU's new Entry/Exit System (EES) rolls out this weekend, requiring non-EU travellers to register biometrics and scan passports at automated kiosks, replacing stamping. Expect longer queues at border crossings as the system debuts, with concerns over processing times and technical glitches during peak travel.
Source: EU's New EES Border System: Biometric Checks Start This Weekend — Euronews
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