The FBI finally realized that to catch a predator, you don't need a clean record, you just need to be able to relate.
FBI Drops Hiring Barriers for Past Criminal Records
The FBI has updated its hiring guidelines, effectively removing automatic disqualification for past instances of theft, drug use, and even animal cruelty or bestiality if committed before age 18. The agency claims this shift aims to expand the applicant pool, though critics argue it significantly lowers the moral barrier for federal agents.
Source: FBI Drops Hiring Barriers for Past Criminal Records — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 5, 2026.
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