Wall Street is currently holding a moment of silence for all the portfolio growth we lost to world peace.
Morgan Stanley Cuts Oil Forecasts After US-Iran Peace Deal
Morgan Stanley has revised its global oil price forecasts downward following a surprise peace deal between the United States and Iran. Analysts suggest that the de-escalation of regional tensions will stabilize crude supplies, signaling an end to the volatility that energy investors had banked on for the fiscal year.
Source: Morgan Stanley Cuts Oil Forecasts After US-Iran Peace Deal — EnergyNow.com
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