Finance bros are currently acting like they discovered a rare species, when they’ve just stopped paying us in pocket lint.

The grand return of the boring old bond

Bond yields have finally climbed back into positive territory after a decade of the 'lower-for-longer' era. As central banks shift policy, investors are rediscovering fixed income as a viable asset class, leaving retail savers still wondering why their own bank balance remains stubbornly unmoved.

Source: The grand return of the boring old bond — Financial Times

A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 7, 2026.