Great, now even the squid have better real estate agents than I do.
Squid Are Taking Over The Ocean – And Not For The Reason You Might Think
A new preprint challenges the idea that squid are booming solely due to overfishing or warming seas, finding that resource availability may limit their growth. Researchers warn that warmer oceans could actually constrain squid populations, meaning the squid boom may not compensate for declining fish stocks.
Source: Squid Are Taking Over The Ocean – And Not For The Reason You Might Think — ScienceAlert
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