It’s not a sell-off when a sovereign wealth fund does it; it’s a billionaire just realizing the government is the guy who never picks up the check.
Norway’s trillion-dollar fund is breaking up with government bonds
Norway's Government Pension Fund Global, the world's largest sovereign wealth fund, is aggressively offloading its holdings in government bonds amid a broader market downturn. The decision signals a massive shift in institutional confidence, effectively signaling that even the most conservative mega-investors are spooked by current global fiscal stability.
Source: Norway’s trillion-dollar fund is breaking up with government bonds — The Telegraph
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