Glistening, Ice-Cold Beer Makes Compelling Case For Losing Custody

Glistening, Ice-Cold Beer Makes Compelling Case For Losing Custody

In Cookeville, Tennessee, local resident Ron Bingham told reporters that a glistening, ice‑cold beer was influencing his perspective on losing custody of his daughter, claiming the beverage’s appeal made him question his parental rights. He discussed the situation on Tuesday, noting his intoxicated state at press time.

Source: Glistening, Ice-Cold Beer Makes Compelling Case For Losing Custody — The Onion

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