The buffalo did the math: two tourists, one charge, zero tip. This is why the service industry is dying.
Tourist left bruised after being charged twice by wild buffalo
Two Victorian tourists were attacked by a feral buffalo near Katherine in the Northern Territory, leaving one with bruises and scratches. NT Parks and Wildlife manages buffalo through aerial culls, removing hundreds from the park, but encounters remain rare and visitors are advised to back away slowly.
Source: Tourist left bruised after being charged twice by wild buffalo — ABC News AU
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 2, 2026.
Topics: buffalo · australia · travel · wildlife · funny · nt
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