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The best news memes of Week 44, 2026

The week's biggest stories, as memes — with the takes people actually shared. 60 keepers.

Entertainment

He's not bad with money — he's just not on the account.

He's not bad with money — he's just not on the account.

Ben Napier Reveals He Doesn’t Know ‘How Much Money’ He and Wife Erin Have and Can’t Access It

Ben Napier, co-host of HGTV’s Home Town, said in a recent interview that he doesn’t know how much money he and wife Erin have and that he can’t access it. The couple has built a home renovation empire in Laurel, Mississippi. Erin reportedly handles the finances, while Ben focuses on woodworking and filming.

firstforwomen.com · Oct 30, 2026

Sports

still has the tags on. barely played.

still has the tags on. barely played.

Patriots put $84 million veteran Christian Barmore on trade block after role change

The New England Patriots have made defensive tackle Christian Barmore available for trade, according to multiple reports. Barmore, one of the team's longest-tenured starters, signed an $84 million extension but saw his role change this season. The Patriots are reportedly seeking draft capital or cap relief in return.

New York Post · Oct 30, 2026

Tech

the first AI in space and it's already doing open mic night.

the first AI in space and it's already doing open mic night.

Google's first data center satellite is online and writing poetry

Google's Suncatcher prototype satellite, carrying four Tensor Processing Units, is now operational after launching on a SpaceX Falcon 9. Engineers asked the onboard Gemma 4 model to write a haiku about space, and it complied. The satellite can only power one TPU at a time for about 20 minutes, limiting its workload. Google plans to launch two more advanced satellites in 2027.

TechCrunch · Oct 30, 2026

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Entertainment

marvel's cost-cutting plan: cgi extras, human leads, same plastic everything.

marvel's cost-cutting plan: cgi extras, human leads, same plastic everything.

'Iron Man' cinematographer says AI could replace Marvel VFX, but not actors

Matthew Libatique, the Oscar-nominated cinematographer of 'Iron Man', spoke at the Evolution Mallorca film festival, where he received the Cinematography Icon Award. He said AI won't replace cinema but could replace Marvel's visual effects, as studios seek to curb costs. He doubts AI actors will ever replace the human personalities that make characters beloved. Libatique also criticized the homogenization of film lighting, calling much of it 'Temu David Fincher'.

Variety · Oct 30, 2026

Entertainment

housewarming gift from the one person who called it first

housewarming gift from the one person who called it first

Bre Tiesi shades Chrishell Stause's 'shattered home' amid G Flip split

Bre Tiesi told Page Six's 'Virtual Reali-Tea' that nobody on 'Selling Sunset' was surprised by Chrishell Stause's split from G Flip. Tiesi said people 'love to throw rocks at glass houses' and can now 'live in their shattered home.' The two have clashed before over Tiesi's relationship with Nick Cannon, with whom she shares son Legendary, 4.

Page Six · Oct 30, 2026

Tech

when your landlord watches the fire and hits like.

when your landlord watches the fire and hits like.

Binance cofounder Changpeng Zhao asks Elon Musk for 'respect' after bitcoin hack post

After Binance suffered a $6.3 billion hack late Thursday, Elon Musk posted a series of mocking emojis on X. Changpeng Zhao, the exchange's cofounder and former CEO, responded by reminding Musk of Binance's $1 billion stake in SpaceX from a $500 million Twitter investment. Zhao asked Musk to stop trolling and show support. Binance has since restored deposits, and $3 billion in assets remain frozen.

CNBC · Oct 30, 2026

Entertainment

the wedding was so private tim mcgraw sang to the chairs.

the wedding was so private tim mcgraw sang to the chairs.

Tim McGraw Reveals What Really Happened at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's Star-Studded Wedding

Tim McGraw shared details from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding, which was attended by a long list of celebrities. The couple have kept the ceremony largely private, with few photos or official comments released. McGraw's account offered one of the first inside looks at the star-studded event.

Parade Magazine · Oct 30, 2026

Sports

the SEC's new filing system runs on vibes and crayons.

the SEC's new filing system runs on vibes and crayons.

LSU blasts SEC legal filing as 'hallucinated' as RJ Luis eligibility fight escalates

LSU accused the SEC of filing a legal brief filled with hallucinations in the escalating dispute over RJ Luis's eligibility. The conference's argument, which LSU described as fabricated, was submitted in the fight over whether the basketball player can compete. The case continues as both sides trade increasingly bizarre accusations.

Gator Sports · Oct 30, 2026

Tech

the doom is priced in.

the doom is priced in.

Five weird details from Anthropic's IPO filing

Anthropic filed its S-1 prospectus with the SEC, revealing executive pay and IPO spending plans. Co-founders Dario and Daniela Amodei are the highest-paid executives, with Dario's compensation disclosed. The 300-page document also details risks that could derail the company's ambitions. The filing offers a first look at the AI lab's finances ahead of its public listing.

The Verge · Oct 26, 2026

Sports

the coach's 'thinking of you' text is the most action the backfield's seen all season.

the coach's 'thinking of you' text is the most action the backfield's seen all season.

Ex-NFL coach on message Giants’ John Harbaugh sent RB: ‘He’s still looking for a job’

A former NFL coach criticized the message Giants coach John Harbaugh sent to a running back, saying the player is still looking for a job. The comment highlights the awkwardness of Harbaugh's outreach, which came across as passive-aggressive. The running back's status remains uncertain as the team evaluates its roster.

NJ.com · Oct 26, 2026

Tech

journalists: 'we just want to play it.' rockstar: 'you want to witness it.'

journalists: 'we just want to play it.' rockstar: 'you want to witness it.'

Rockstar Games will give GTA VI only to a select few journalists

Rockstar Games announced that Grand Theft Auto VI will be shown only to a hand-picked group of journalists. The company did not specify how many outlets will get access or what the screening will involve. The move has sparked debate online about press access and hype for the game.

GameGPU · Oct 26, 2026

Sports

arteta's transfer policy: you can dream of spain, just not in spain.

arteta's transfer policy: you can dream of spain, just not in spain.

Mikel Arteta Responds to David Raya’s Dream of Playing in La Liga

Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta has responded to goalkeeper David Raya's comments about wanting to play in La Liga one day. Arteta insisted Raya remains a key part of his plans and dismissed the idea of a transfer. Raya joined Arsenal permanently in 2024 after a loan spell.

Sports Illustrated · Oct 26, 2026

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Entertainment

the ref thought it was a belt. Nikki thought it was a title shot.

the ref thought it was a belt. Nikki thought it was a title shot.

Nikki Bella Publicly Taunted Chelsea Green During Sunday's NFL Paris Game

Nikki Bella taunted Chelsea Green during Sunday's NFL game in Paris, where the two wrestlers were both in attendance. The exchange was caught on camera and quickly spread online. Neither WWE nor the NFL commented on the incident. The game itself continued without interruption.

AOL.ca · Oct 26, 2026

Business

and a $250 cleaning fee for the jail square.

and a $250 cleaning fee for the jail square.

Airbnb hosts are threatening to leave in droves over a new policy. Let them.

Airbnb hosts are threatening to leave the platform en masse after a new policy change. The policy is not specified, but hosts are reportedly furious. SFGATE reports on the backlash, though the number of hosts involved and the policy details remain unclear. Airbnb has not commented.

SFGATE · Oct 26, 2026

Entertainment

the expert has spoken: the group chat has left him on read.

the expert has spoken: the group chat has left him on read.

Prince Harry making 'big mistake' that could destroy chance of royal reconciliation: expert

A royal expert has claimed Prince Harry is making a 'big mistake' that could destroy any chance of reconciliation with the royal family. The comment follows reports of ongoing tension between Harry and his relatives. The expert did not specify what the mistake was, but said it risks further isolating Harry from the family.

Fox News · Oct 26, 2026

Sports

the car doesn't suit him, the standings do

the car doesn't suit him, the standings do

Wolff hits back at fellow Austrian Marko over Russell comments

Mercedes boss Toto Wolff defended George Russell after Helmut Marko said Russell would never win a title. Marko, the former Red Bull adviser, claimed Russell had lost number-one status to Kimi Antonelli, who leads by 123 points. Wolff called the car unsuited to Russell and backed him to challenge next season.

Channel News Asia · Oct 26, 2026

Tech

the safety policy is now a sticky note on page one of a thousand-page debt schedule.

the safety policy is now a sticky note on page one of a thousand-page debt schedule.

Anthropic IPO filing reveals $6.2B debt and data center risks

Anthropic has publicly filed its IPO prospectus, disclosing $6.2 billion in debt and flagging data center moratoriums as a key risk. The filing shows strong revenue growth but massive spending, and notes potential disruptions to TSMC operations. Few venture capital firms are mentioned, with Spark Capital a notable exception.

CNBC · Oct 26, 2026

Tech

the safety-first lab, racing to the exit before the fire alarm.

the safety-first lab, racing to the exit before the fire alarm.

Anthropic files for IPO as it competes for dominance in AI arms race

Anthropic has filed paperwork for an initial public offering, moving to raise public capital while questions persist about AI security and market competition. Markets reporter Karishma Vanjani of Barron's discussed the filing on CBS News. The company has positioned itself as safety-focused even as it races rivals for scale and dominance.

CBS News · Oct 26, 2026

Entertainment

her career is now in the clearance bin at Bigg Boss

her career is now in the clearance bin at Bigg Boss

Bigg Boss 20: Love Gill breaks down, accuses Scout OP of ruining her career

On Bigg Boss 20's Weekend Ka Vaar, Scout OP's girlfriend Kaashvi Hiranandani confronted him over his closeness with Love Gill, calling their bond vulgar. Love Gill broke down, accusing Scout of shattering her reputation and career. Scout's team defended him, saying he viewed Love as a sibling.

Mid-Day Entertainment · Oct 26, 2026

Tech

rocket company borrows $40 billion for chips, calls it AI

rocket company borrows $40 billion for chips, calls it AI

SpaceX borrows $40 billion to buy AI chips, Musk says

SpaceX has taken on $40 billion in debt to fund the purchase of AI chips, according to Elon Musk, who also warned that smaller cloud providers, or 'neoclouds,' could collapse. The move makes the rocket company a major player in artificial intelligence. Musk did not say which chip suppliers would benefit or when the debt would be repaid.

Le Figaro · Oct 26, 2026

Entertainment

Ramayana brought a 500-crore CGI army; Mohra brought a guy who oiled his arm.

Ramayana brought a 500-crore CGI army; Mohra brought a guy who oiled his arm.

Akshay Kumar's Mohra to clash with Ranbir Kapoor-Yash's Ramayana this Diwali; Gupt, Tridev re-releases planned

Trimurti Films will re-release Mohra in a 4K remaster on November 6, Diwali week, putting it head-to-head with Ramayana. Rimpy Films International is handling the rollout and plans similar re-releases for Vidhaata, Tridev, Gupt and Yudh. Agra's Heera Talkies will devote all four daily shows to Mohra, skipping Ramayana entirely.

Bollywood Hungama · Oct 26, 2026

Entertainment

she's not his girlfriend, she's his 401(k).

she's not his girlfriend, she's his 401(k).

Kendall Jenner allegedly enters 'sugar mummy' era with Jacob Elordi

A report claims Kendall Jenner is footing the bill in her relationship with Jacob Elordi, calling him the 'epitome of an Oz Man' who is 'useless in footing the bill.' The phrase, borrowed from a viral meme, describes a charming partner who contributes vibes rather than money. Neither Jenner nor Elordi has commented on the claim.

International Business Times UK · Oct 26, 2026

Tech

Musk warns 200 neoclouds face guppy death while he owns the pond.

Musk warns 200 neoclouds face guppy death while he owns the pond.

Neocloud stocks fall as Elon Musk says more than 200 of them face 'guppy-level death'

Elon Musk posted on X that more than 200 neocloud companies will face 'guppy-level death' due to debt markets shutting off access to money. Shares of Nebius, CoreWeave and Iren all fell more than 4% in premarket trading on Monday. The sector is already under pressure over debt-fueled expansion and uncertain returns on AI infrastructure.

CNBC · Oct 26, 2026

Tech

$95 billion for superintelligence and the feed still shows me a minion meme from 2013.

$95 billion for superintelligence and the feed still shows me a minion meme from 2013.

Meta to Raise $95 Billion for AI Expansion

Meta announced Monday it will raise $95 billion through stock offerings to fund AI infrastructure and superintelligence projects. The plan includes $35 billion in underwritten public equity offerings and an additional $60 billion at-the-market program. The news comes after Meta reported negative free cash flow and raised its full-year capital expenditure forecast to $135–145 billion, sending shares lower last week.

CNBC · Oct 26, 2026

Sports

The only rookie who brought his own pillow to the mound.

The only rookie who brought his own pillow to the mound.

Rookie Pitcher Sleeps During Mound Visit, Goes Viral

A rookie pitcher for a Korean baseball team fell asleep on the mound during a visit from the pitching coach, and the moment was caught on camera. The clip spread quickly on social media, where fans joked about his relaxed approach. The team has not commented on the incident, and the pitcher's status for the next game is unchanged.

조선일보 · Oct 26, 2026

Tech

the iPhone Duo: fold it 20 times and it's vintage.

the iPhone Duo: fold it 20 times and it's vintage.

Apple iPhone Duo owners report cracked screens along hinge within hours of buying: What happened?

Some Apple iPhone Duo owners reported cracks on the inner display, mainly around the hinge, within hours of purchase. One user in Australia said the screen broke after fewer than 20 folds. Apple replaced the damaged phone immediately, and the issue is under investigation.

Times Now · Oct 26, 2026

Tech

ten years of experience and the backup plan is a tractor

ten years of experience and the backup plan is a tractor

Software developer says AI moving too fast, farming only option to survive

A software engineer with nearly ten years of experience posted on Reddit's r/ClaudeCode, titled 'I'm tired, boss,' saying AI now designs systems better than engineers and he may need to farm to survive. He said keeping up with the pace feels impossible, and that developers are 'actively building the thing that's going to make us obsolete.' Meanwhile xAI founding member Tony Yuhuai Wu left in February and reportedly bought a $70 million California mansion.

India Today · Oct 26, 2026

Weird

the marriage lasted the exact length of a doorway.

the marriage lasted the exact length of a doorway.

Newlywed collapses at hotel room door five seconds after entering, CCTV shows

CCTV footage from a hotel corridor captured a bride entering her room with her new husband and collapsing at the threshold within five seconds. The clip, shared widely online, shows the groom continuing inside with the luggage as she goes down. The couple had just arrived after their wedding; the five-second timeline is what made the footage spread.

The Times of India · Oct 26, 2026

Entertainment

cosplay's first loyalty program: buy a print, get a kiss, earn points toward eye contact.

cosplay's first loyalty program: buy a print, get a kiss, earn points toward eye contact.

Korean Cosplayer Yasal's Fan Meet Kissing Video Goes Viral, Sparks Debate

A video of Korean cosplayer Yasal kissing fans at a meet-and-greet went viral this week, drawing millions of views. The clip shows attendees lining up for cheek kisses, which some praised as friendly fan service and others criticized as inappropriate boundary-crossing. Yasal has not publicly commented on the debate.

Kagit · Oct 26, 2026

Tech

Introducing iPhone Duo — it folds, and it also folds the other way.

Introducing iPhone Duo — it folds, and it also folds the other way.

Apple's first foldable, the iPhone Duo, goes on sale

Apple's first foldable phone, the iPhone Duo, launched this week with a hinge rated for 20,000 folds and a repairability score iFixit called the best of any foldable. Within hours of launch, buyers reported cracks forming along the hinge line. iFixit's teardown found the inner display is the hardest part to repair, and early Galaxy Z Fold 8 comparisons have not been kind.

PR TIMES · Oct 26, 2026

Sports

Lancashire's plan: keep the statue, save on the contract.

Lancashire's plan: keep the statue, save on the contract.

'If It Was Up To Me...': James Anderson Breaks Silence After Lancashire Contract Snub

James Anderson has spoken out after Lancashire declined to offer him a new playing contract, ending a 21-year association with his home county. The 42-year-old seamer, who retired from international cricket in July with 704 Test wickets, said the decision was not his to make. Anderson added that if it had been up to him, he would still be bowling for Lancashire.

Outlook India · Oct 26, 2026

Tech

Google just put a price tag on your unread emails.

Google just put a price tag on your unread emails.

Google's AI may bring personalised ads based on your Gmail data: Here's how

Google updated its privacy policy on October 16, 2026, to allow data from Gmail, Drive and Photos to influence personalised ads if users grant access to other Google services like Search. The change adds an exception to a previous assurance that such data would not be used for ads. Users can review personalisation settings to disconnect apps or disable personalised recommendations.

Times Now · Oct 26, 2026

Tech

open source, now with a bouncer.

open source, now with a bouncer.

Reddit's r/opensource bans all AI projects and goes English-only

The 500,000-member subreddit r/opensource introduced immediate rules on October 24, 2026, banning any project that uses, is made by, or is built for AI. It also made the forum English-only and now requires projects to be at least a year old with multiple contributors. Moderator Wolvereness said AI training on scraped code conflicts with open-source values. Critics note the Linux kernel now includes AI-generated code, and a new r/TrueOpenSource group has already launched.

India Today · Oct 26, 2026

Entertainment

the disguise is just a mustache. the DGA saw through it in one screening.

the disguise is just a mustache. the DGA saw through it in one screening.

'You Can See Everything' Ruled Ineligible for DGA Feature Prize, Will Compete Only in Documentary Category

The Directors Guild of America has ruled that 'You Can See Everything' cannot compete for its top feature-film prize and will instead be considered in the documentary category. The decision follows the guild's eligibility review of the film's classification. The filmmakers have not commented publicly on the reclassification, and the documentary race now has an unexpected entrant.

Variety · Oct 27, 2026

Tech

the safety lab's IPO is 93 pages of 'we might kill you, but the margins are great.'

the safety lab's IPO is 93 pages of 'we might kill you, but the margins are great.'

Anthropic's IPO lists 93 pages of risks. What could go wrong?

Anthropic filed its S-1 for a widely anticipated IPO on Monday, and nearly a third of the 335-page document is devoted to risks — including that its own AI models could pose 'catastrophic or existential risks to humanity,' resist shutdown, or attempt blackmail. The filing also concedes the company may not be able to insure against AI-related harms, as no insurer has the capacity to underwrite them. The IPO is expected to value Anthropic at over $1 trillion.

CBS News · Oct 27, 2026

Entertainment

the steal button has a longer contract than the contestant

the steal button has a longer contract than the contestant

'The Voice' Fans Slam Coaches After Shocking Battle Rounds Elimination

Fans of The Voice erupted online after a favorite contestant was cut during the Battle Rounds, blaming the coaches' decisions. The episode's steal and block mechanics left one singer eliminated despite a strong performance. Viewers called the outcome unfair and questioned the coaches' judgment. The show has not commented on the backlash.

Good Housekeeping · Oct 27, 2026

Tech

Amazon bought the whole buffet, then told the engineers to chew slower.

Amazon bought the whole buffet, then told the engineers to chew slower.

Amazon's anti-tokenmaxxing memo says engineers should be pickier about using AI

Amazon circulated an internal memo in September, later posted publicly, advising software engineers to avoid 'tokenmaxxing'—using AI excessively without regard for output. The company said it hasn't capped token usage but wants engineers to focus on high-value problems. CEO Andy Jassy has pushed AI across operations while warning of potential workforce shrinkage.

CNBC · Oct 27, 2026

Business

SpaceX is now an AI company because that's where the money is.

SpaceX is now an AI company because that's where the money is.

Meta, SpaceX, Anthropic stoke the AI funding frenzy. What it means for our stocks

Meta, SpaceX and Anthropic are among the companies driving a new wave of AI investment, with analysts predicting a surge in related stocks. The funding frenzy has raised questions about valuations and long-term sustainability. Investors are watching closely as the companies expand their AI capabilities.

CNBC · Oct 27, 2026

Science

the kit ships in 90 minutes; the rescue still says 'preparing your order'

the kit ships in 90 minutes; the rescue still says 'preparing your order'

USAF and SpaceX Test Orbital Survival Kit Drop from Space

The US Air Force Research Laboratory, with SpaceX, tested dropping a survival kit from orbit using a Starfall reentry capsule. On October 20, 2026, a Falcon 9 launched from Cape Canaveral carrying a one-tonne cargo module containing an inflatable liferaft and emergency supplies. The goal is to deliver cargo anywhere on Earth within 90 minutes, but the test only proved the kit can be dropped, not that rescue will follow.

New Atlas · Oct 27, 2026

Business

the agency's definition of five-star: you star at the brochure, we star at the portal.

the agency's definition of five-star: you star at the brochure, we star at the portal.

Woman wins Rs 1.3L from travel agency after promised five-star stays were not provided

Niti Bansal of Dhuri paid Rs 1.2 lakh for a five-year Club Infication membership promising six nights in five-star hotels annually. When she tried to book a Chandigarh stay, the agency offered only three-star options and refused her Radisson request. The Sangrur consumer commission ordered a full refund plus interest and Rs 10,000 in compensation.

Times of India · Oct 27, 2026

Tech

Apple's new iPad Mini: OLED screen, 60Hz soul.

Apple's new iPad Mini: OLED screen, 60Hz soul.

New iPad Mini Still Lacks ProMotion Despite Upgrade to OLED

Apple announced the new iPad Mini with an OLED display but kept the 60Hz refresh rate, missing ProMotion. The upgrade brings better contrast and colors, but scrolling and animation remain at the older standard. Critics note the omission at the $499 starting price, while the iPad Pro retains the 120Hz feature.

MacRumors · Oct 27, 2026

Tech

the hand isn't pointing at promote, it's pointing at your flop

the hand isn't pointing at promote, it's pointing at your flop

X's new hand nudge points users straight to the promote button, and they're not amused

Users on X reported a mysterious hand pointing at the promote button while composing posts. The nudge appeared over the last 24 hours and drew widespread confusion, with some calling it the most Nikita-coded thing ever. Former product head Nikita Bier left in August; Peter Sellis took over as product chief on Monday. X has not commented.

TechCrunch · Oct 27, 2026

Tech

Nvidia's new flagship: the less you get, the more you pay.

Nvidia's new flagship: the less you get, the more you pay.

Nvidia backs Indian startup helping companies run AI models with fewer GPUs

Nvidia participated in a $14 million Series B round for Simplismart, a Bengaluru-based startup whose software optimizes AI inference to reduce GPU usage. The deal values the four-year-old company at about $100 million. Simplismart claims its platform helped video platform InVideo cut GPU serving costs by 56%. The startup plans to expand in the U.S. and grow its 58-person team.

TechCrunch · Oct 27, 2026

Sports

they're retiring his jersey — he's still trying to reach the rack

they're retiring his jersey — he's still trying to reach the rack

Muggsy Bogues to Have Jersey Retired by Hornets, Holds Record as Shortest Player in NBA History

The Charlotte Hornets will retire Muggsy Bogues' No. 1 jersey, honoring a 14-year NBA career in which he became the shortest player in league history at 5-foot-3. Bogues spent ten seasons in Charlotte and remains the franchise's career assists leader. The ceremony is expected during the upcoming season.

Bleacher Report · Oct 27, 2026

Tech

the biggest IPO in history and the jackpot symbol hasn't been invented yet

the biggest IPO in history and the jackpot symbol hasn't been invented yet

Anthropic's IPO could be 'speculative fiction' or a 'generational moment' — investors are split

Anthropic filed its IPO prospectus on Monday, disclosing 1,300% annual sales growth alongside roughly $80 billion in half-year net losses and more than 90 pages of risk factors. The company was valued at $965 billion in May and is reportedly seeking $1.5 trillion to $2 trillion, which would make it one of the ten most valuable U.S. tech firms. It plans to list on the Nasdaq under the ticker ANT.

CNBC · Oct 27, 2026

Tech

Genie 4 is so powerful it started simulating layoffs.

Genie 4 is so powerful it started simulating layoffs.

Genie 4: A new generation of world simulation

Google DeepMind announced Genie 4, an AI model that generates interactive 3D worlds from text prompts. The new version improves physics and object permanence, allowing users to simulate complex environments. DeepMind says the tool could aid game development and robotics training, but has not set a public release date.

Google DeepMind · Oct 27, 2026

Tech

Bison's ultimate move is now a missing semicolon.

Bison's ultimate move is now a missing semicolon.

Capcom delists Street Fighter 5 and shuts servers to fix PHP security flaw

Capcom temporarily removed Street Fighter 5 from digital storefronts and disabled its online servers while addressing a PHP security vulnerability. The delisting affects the game's availability on platforms like Steam and PlayStation Store. Capcom has not announced a timeline for restoration. The move follows similar server shutdowns in other online titles facing code exploits.

Video Games Chronicle · Oct 27, 2026

Weird

the driver rated her one star for protesting — Lyft rated her account closed

the driver rated her one star for protesting — Lyft rated her account closed

Lyft driver ejects four women after Portland Thorns protest, then one finds her account deactivated

Four women were removed from a Lyft after a Portland Thorns protest, according to the report. One passenger later discovered her Lyft account had been deactivated. The driver's complaint appears to have triggered the ban. Lyft has not commented on the deactivation.

Fox News · Oct 27, 2026

Tech

the RPG didn't delay, it just got out of GTA 6's way.

the RPG didn't delay, it just got out of GTA 6's way.

GTA 6 strikes again: anticipated RPG delays to January one day before launch

An unnamed RPG was delayed to January just one day before its planned launch, with the studio citing GTA 6's gravitational pull. The announcement came via a brief social media post, leaving pre-order customers scrambling. It is the latest in a series of titles shifting dates to avoid Rockstar's looming release. The RPG's new January window remains unconfirmed.

GAMINGbible · Oct 27, 2026

Entertainment

Bigg Boss 20: the dal has been granted housemate status and demands a separate kitchen.

Bigg Boss 20: the dal has been granted housemate status and demands a separate kitchen.

Bigg Boss 20: Amrapali Dubey snaps at Mahhi Vij, says 'I am not your servant'

In the upcoming Bigg Boss 20 episode, Amrapali Dubey and Mahhi Vij argue over cooking duties after Mahhi repeatedly asks Amrapali to hurry up with the dal. Amrapali points out the dish needs its cooking time, then loses her cool and says she is not Mahhi's servant. The promo shows tensions rising as housemates continue to struggle over ration and chores.

Mid-Day Entertainment · Oct 27, 2026

Tech

the laptop is thinner, the receipt is longer.

the laptop is thinner, the receipt is longer.

Apple introduces the new 14-inch MacBook Pro with M6

Apple unveiled a 14-inch MacBook Pro powered by its new M6 chip, alongside an updated iMac and an OLED iPad mini. The company touted faster performance and a thinner design at its Pro and Tell event. Indian pricing was announced, placing the laptop firmly in premium territory. It ships later this year.

Apple · Oct 27, 2026

Business

Patty Spillman watched one data center leave and guessed the next was already idling in the driveway. She was right.

Patty Spillman watched one data center leave and guessed the next was already idling in the driveway. She was right.

Republicans, Democrats and Independents Are All Mad About the Same Data Center

Patty Spillman and her husband farm over 400 acres in Pleasant Township, Ohio, where his family has held land since 1861. In 2023 residents fought off one proposed data center nearby; less than two years later, Texas-based Headwaters moved to annex land in Pleasant and Jackson townships for a 300-plus-acre facility across the street from her farm. A UMass Amherst poll found few Americans want an AI data center in their community.

Reasons to be Cheerful · Oct 27, 2026

Tech

GM's AI roadmap: the car builds itself, the robot drives, the exec takes credit.

GM's AI roadmap: the car builds itself, the robot drives, the exec takes credit.

GM exec says humanoid robots shouldn't build cars, right after unveiling AI roadmap

At GM's annual technology event in New York on October 21st, Chief Product Officer Sterling Anderson presented a roadmap centered on AI-driven vehicle development, advanced batteries, and autonomous driving. The event showcased GM's 'intelligence-defined vehicle' paradigm, which uses AI and centralized computing to cut development timelines. Anderson also stated that humanoid robots should not be building cars, a remark that came just after the company's heavy AI push.

The Verge · Oct 27, 2026

Entertainment

from duchess to dinner lady in one streaming deal

from duchess to dinner lady in one streaming deal

Meghan to co-host Junior MasterChef Australia

Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, will co-host Junior MasterChef Australia, Network 10 announced during her and Prince Harry's four-day tour of Australia in April. She was not paid for her earlier MasterChef appearance, and the network did not answer whether she will be paid this time. The Sussexes plan to move back to the UK from California in August.

BBC World · Oct 27, 2026

Entertainment

finally, a biopic honest about its own accuracy.

finally, a biopic honest about its own accuracy.

Mary Kom calls Priyanka Chopra's biopic 'not real'

Mary Kom said the 2014 biopic starring Priyanka Chopra showed only 10 percent of her struggles and was 'not real.' Speaking after her Bigg Boss 20 eviction, the boxer ruled out a sequel, saying her book Unbreakable tells the full story.

Mid-Day Entertainment · Oct 27, 2026

Entertainment

seven rings and he's still shopping for the only one he can't win.

seven rings and he's still shopping for the only one he can't win.

Candice Swanepoel and Tom Brady Rumored to Be Dating

Candice Swanepoel and Tom Brady are reportedly dating, according to sources who confirmed the romance while both stay silent. The supermodel and the retired quarterback have been seen together multiple times, fueling speculation. Neither has publicly commented on the relationship.

Briefly News · Oct 27, 2026

Tech

Oracle's AI makes your migration faster — the exit is still the slow part.

Oracle's AI makes your migration faster — the exit is still the slow part.

Oracle launches AI platform for faster cloud implementation

Oracle has announced a new AI-powered platform designed to speed up cloud migrations. The tool aims to automate configuration and reduce deployment times for enterprise customers. Oracle claims the platform will cut migration timelines significantly, though pricing and availability details remain unclear.

Investing.com India · Oct 27, 2026

Entertainment

her new single: 'I moved on before your book dropped'

her new single: 'I moved on before your book dropped'

Sofia Vergara Sparks Dating Rumors With Imagine Dragons Singer After Ex Joe Manganiello's Scathing Memoir

Sofia Vergara has sparked dating rumors after being seen with Imagine Dragons frontman Dan Reynolds, just as her ex-husband Joe Manganiello's memoir hits shelves with unflattering claims. The timing has fueled speculation that the new romance is a direct response to the book. Neither Vergara nor Reynolds has commented publicly on the relationship.

starmagazine.com · Oct 27, 2026

Tech

always-on because your money never sleeps either.

always-on because your money never sleeps either.

How OpenAI turned its coding tools into dots, an always-on personal assistant

OpenAI released dots, its always-on AI assistant, at its developer day in late September. It works in the background across calendar, email and computer tools, available to ChatGPT Pro subscribers from $100 a month. Alexander Embiricos, who leads enterprise product, said the company is in talks with payment processors about letting the assistant spend money.

TechCrunch · Oct 27, 2026

Entertainment

the marriage lasted three years, the cake lasted one.

the marriage lasted three years, the cake lasted one.

Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff File for Divorce After 3 Years of Marriage

Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff have filed for divorce after three years of marriage. The couple, who wed in 2023, cited irreconcilable differences. Representatives for both actors have not commented. The filing comes amid busy career periods for both.

E! News · Oct 30, 2026

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