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The best news memes of Week 43, 2026

The week's biggest stories, as memes — with the takes people actually shared. 60 keepers.

Entertainment

the bedtime is the workout. the crunches are just how he falls asleep.

the bedtime is the workout. the crunches are just how he falls asleep.

Ryan Seacrest Eats to Stay Ripped at 51

BoxLife Magazine reports that Ryan Seacrest, 51, maintains his physique with 500 daily crunches and a strict 9PM bedtime. The article details his diet and routine, framing his discipline as the key to his appearance. No specific foods or meal plan were disclosed in the excerpt.

BoxLife Magazine · Oct 20, 2026

Entertainment

the carpet kept the underwear, so technically it won.

the carpet kept the underwear, so technically it won.

Megan Moroney Recalls Red Carpet Mishap After Sticky Underwear Fell Off

Megan Moroney recounted a red carpet mishap where her sticky underwear fell off, leaving her without underwear. The country singer shared the story in a new interview, describing the wardrobe malfunction in detail. She handled the moment with humor, and the clip quickly went viral online.

Fashion Times UK · Oct 23, 2026

Entertainment

300 pages, all blank, and he's beaming.

300 pages, all blank, and he's beaming.

Peter Jackson Confirms Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past Still in Scriptwriting, Dismisses Cancellation Rumors

Peter Jackson has confirmed that The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past is still in the scriptwriting stage, despite online rumors of cancellation. The project, which was announced earlier this year, has no release date or casting details yet. Jackson reassured fans that development is progressing, though he did not provide a timeline or further specifics.

IGN India · Oct 20, 2026

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Entertainment

she's covered every war except the one in her own newsroom.

she's covered every war except the one in her own newsroom.

Christiane Amanpour to Leave CNN After 43 Years

Veteran journalist Christiane Amanpour announced Monday she is leaving CNN after 43 years, with her daily show ending in December and a weekly program continuing through June. The move comes weeks after CNN's parent company, Warner Bros. Discovery, was acquired by Paramount Skydance, raising concerns about newsroom independence. Amanpour, 68, did not give a reason for her departure.

Deutsche Welle · Oct 20, 2026

Entertainment

the most cryptic comment in AGN history: 'noted'.

the most cryptic comment in AGN history: 'noted'.

Yul Edochie and Lizzy Gold’s Viral Yacht Dance Video Sparks Cryptic Comment From Ex-AGN President

A video of actors Yul Edochie and Lizzy Gold dancing on a yacht went viral, drawing a cryptic comment from the former president of the Actors Guild of Nigeria. The comment, consisting of a single word, has fueled speculation about the guild's stance on public conduct. Neither actor has responded publicly.

Legit.ng · Oct 20, 2026

Weird

all A's except the one subject that's actually being graded by the internet.

all A's except the one subject that's actually being graded by the internet.

Jasmynn Nakasone, Lāʻie Elementary viral video: What Hawaiʻi classrooms get wrong

A viral video from Lāʻie Elementary in Hawaiʻi showed a classroom moment that drew criticism. The school and teacher Jasmynn Nakasone faced online scrutiny over the clip. The incident sparked a wider debate about teaching methods in Hawaiʻi schools, with the department yet to issue a formal response.

Aloha State Daily · Oct 20, 2026

Entertainment

the scary part isn't the video, it's that the mirror is doing the editing.

the scary part isn't the video, it's that the mirror is doing the editing.

A-Lister's 'Scary' Video Goes Viral Over Weight-Loss Concerns

A video posted by a well-known actress this week showed her looking noticeably thinner, prompting fans to flood the comments with worry. The clip spread quickly across platforms, with many followers asking if she was okay. She has not responded publicly to the reaction.

The Daily Beast · Oct 19, 2026

Sports

the federation's new deterrent: a fine cheaper than his haircut.

the federation's new deterrent: a fine cheaper than his haircut.

Football federation announces official ban for Cristiano Ronaldo – what happens in November?

The Portuguese football federation handed Cristiano Ronaldo a 30-day suspension and a €255 fine after a confrontation during a Portugal match. German outlets noted the penalty amounts to less than a minute of his reported salary. The ban covers domestic fixtures but leaves his availability for November's international window unclear, with the federation yet to confirm whether it extends to national-team duty.

Google News · Oct 19, 2026

Sports

Lothar Matthäus has already compared him to Maradona, so sign here — and here — and here.

Lothar Matthäus has already compared him to Maradona, so sign here — and here — and here.

Lothar Matthäus urges immediate Bayern extension as Michael Olise likened to Diego Maradona

Lothar Matthäus, the former Bayern Munich captain turned pundit, called for Michael Olise to be handed a new contract at the club straight away. In the same breath he likened the winger to Diego Maradona. Olise joined Bayern last summer and has impressed in his first season in the Bundesliga.

OneFootball · Oct 19, 2026

Entertainment

the gift that keeps on giving, and giving, and giving

the gift that keeps on giving, and giving, and giving

Jenna Ortega Visibly Uncomfortable After Fan Gifts Her a Flower at Rome Film Festival

At the Rome Film Festival, a fan handed Jenna Ortega a flower that he claimed to have masturbated on. The actress was visibly uncomfortable and did not accept the gift. The incident occurred during a public appearance, and security intervened. The fan was not immediately identified.

Fashion Times UK · Oct 19, 2026

Sports

the reason is so secret even he doesn't know it

the reason is so secret even he doesn't know it

Dana White on Farid Basharat release: 'There's definitely a reason'

Dana White addressed Farid Basharat's UFC exit by saying there's a reason but declined to specify it. Basharat denied being difficult to work with, while Muhammad Mokaev blamed TKO and Paramount. The vague response comes as the UFC cut 16 fighters, raising questions about transparency.

MMA Fighting · Oct 19, 2026

Entertainment

dedication night: everyone dedicates their dance to the same guy

dedication night: everyone dedicates their dance to the same guy

Jenna Dewan Looks Forward to ‘DWTS’ Dedication Night Amid Val Chmerkovskiy Drama

Jenna Dewan is set to appear on Dancing With the Stars' Dedication Night, a themed episode where celebrities perform in honor of someone important. The episode airs amid reported tension involving pro dancer Val Chmerkovskiy. Dewan, a former DWTS contestant, has not publicly addressed the drama. The show continues its season with themed nights.

TV Insider · Oct 19, 2026

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Entertainment

Dakota says it's important to have anti-role models. MGK heard 'job opening.'

Dakota says it's important to have anti-role models. MGK heard 'job opening.'

Dakota Johnson and MGK’s Outfits Spark Relationship Questions as Rapper Shows Off His Bum

Dakota Johnson and Machine Gun Kelly attended an event where MGK wore low-rise shorts that exposed his bum, prompting questions about their relationship. Johnson was quoted saying it's important to have anti-role models. The outfits quickly became a talking point online.

Fashion Times UK · Oct 19, 2026

Tech

first untethered jailbreak since iOS 9, and the tool is a spoon.

first untethered jailbreak since iOS 9, and the tool is a spoon.

Calif.io Releases Untethered Jailbreak for iOS 27.0.1 on iPhone 18 Pro

Security researchers at Calif.io demonstrated the first untethered jailbreak for iOS since iOS 9, targeting the iPhone 18 Pro running iOS 27.0.1. The tool survives reboots without a computer, a capability Apple has spent a decade eliminating. Apple's stock dipped on the news as investors weighed the reputational hit to its locked ecosystem.

heise online · Oct 19, 2026

Entertainment

the dress has its own postcode and a council tax bill

the dress has its own postcode and a council tax bill

21 Celebs Brutally Roasted for Their Academy Museum Gala Looks

The Academy Museum Gala red carpet produced a wave of outfits that social media users immediately turned into memes. Bored Panda rounded up 21 celebrities whose looks drew the most mockery online. The roasts focused on the sheer scale and construction of the gowns, with several posts comparing the dresses to furniture, architecture and household objects. None of the celebrities have responded.

Bored Panda · Oct 19, 2026

Tech

congratulations, it's a flippening

congratulations, it's a flippening

Solana's daily trading volume doubles Ethereum's

Solana's daily trading volume has overtaken Ethereum's, doubling it in a recent 24-hour period. The surge marks a shift in on-chain activity between the two largest smart-contract networks. Ethereum's high fees and slower throughput have pushed traders toward cheaper alternatives. Solana's rise comes as it works to shed its reputation for network outages.

Pluang · Oct 19, 2026

Tech

9,000mAh: the first phone you board as luggage.

9,000mAh: the first phone you board as luggage.

iQOO Neo 12 confirmed for October 28 launch in China with 2K 185Hz display and 9,000mAh battery

iQOO has confirmed the Neo 12 will launch in China on October 28. The phone is teased with a 2K display running at 185Hz and a 9,000mAh battery, a significant jump from typical flagship capacities. Full specifications and pricing are expected at the event. The battery size alone puts it in tablet territory.

91Mobiles · Oct 19, 2026

Business

Emkay's 'Buy' rating: because someone has to fund the growth.

Emkay's 'Buy' rating: because someone has to fund the growth.

Urban Company shares plunge nearly 8% after Q2 loss widens; Emkay sticks to 'Buy' on growth outlook

Urban Company's shares fell nearly 8% after the company reported a wider loss for the September quarter. The loss widened despite revenue growth. Brokerage firm Emkay Global maintained its 'Buy' rating, citing the company's growth outlook. The stock reaction reflects investor concerns over profitability.

Moneycontrol.com · Oct 19, 2026

Business

cheap data, premium stock — pick a lane, Mukesh.

cheap data, premium stock — pick a lane, Mukesh.

Jio IPO GMP at 20%: Grey market signals Rs 220 premium as brokerages say subscribe

Jio Platforms' ₹30,213 crore IPO is seeing a grey market premium of around 20%, with brokerages recommending subscription. The GMP has surged 84% in two weeks to Rs 230, ahead of the October 28 listing on NSE and BSE. The issue is Reliance-backed.

The Economic Times · Oct 19, 2026

Entertainment

the Academy Museum Gala: where celebrities pay $50,000 to look like they're trick-or-treating.

the Academy Museum Gala: where celebrities pay $50,000 to look like they're trick-or-treating.

21 Worst-Dressed Celebs at 6th Annual Academy Museum Gala

The 6th Annual Academy Museum Gala took place with several celebrities drawing criticism for their outfits. Bored Panda compiled a list of 21 worst-dressed attendees, sparking social media debate. The event raised funds for the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures.

Bored Panda · Oct 19, 2026

Business

It's not a merger, it's a jump start.

It's not a merger, it's a jump start.

SpaceX Stock Jumps 8% on Earnings Beat, Musk Floats Tesla Merger

SpaceX reported third-quarter revenue of $14.6 billion, up 161% year-over-year, beating estimates. Operating income was $2.8 billion, a swing from a net loss last year. On the earnings call, Elon Musk said he's considering a merger with Tesla, and both boards have formed committees to discuss it. SpaceX shares rose 8.5% in premarket trading.

CNBC · Oct 21, 2026

Business

SBI's data protection plan: shred first, promise later.

SBI's data protection plan: shred first, promise later.

State Bank of India reports data loss incident

The State Bank of India has disclosed an incident involving the loss of certain data, according to a regulatory filing. The bank did not specify how much data was affected or how the loss occurred. It said it is investigating and has notified authorities. Customers have been advised to monitor their accounts for unusual activity.

TradingView · Oct 21, 2026

Entertainment

the olive branch comes with a podcast episode attached.

the olive branch comes with a podcast episode attached.

Eniola Badmus Extends Olive Branch to Laide Bakare After Podcast Reaction

Eniola Badmus publicly offered a peace gesture to Laide Bakare following backlash over a podcast episode. The move came after Bakare's reaction to comments made on a podcast, which sparked online debate. Isbae U also reacted to the development. Details of the reconciliation remain unclear.

Legit.ng · Oct 20, 2026

Sports

shaq thinks bodybuilding is just lifting heavy things — correctly

shaq thinks bodybuilding is just lifting heavy things — correctly

Shaquille O’Neal’s Bodybuilding Workout: Inside His Four-Day Training Routine at 54

Shaquille O’Neal, 54, has shared his four-day bodybuilding training routine, which involves heavy lifting and high volume. The NBA legend’s regimen focuses on compound movements and progressively heavier weights. He continues to train intensely despite his age, aiming to maintain his massive physique.

Generation Iron · Oct 20, 2026

Tech

the special committees have been formed. both of them. him.

the special committees have been formed. both of them. him.

Tesla and SpaceX form special committees to discuss merger, Musk says

Tesla and SpaceX have set up special committees of independent directors to weigh a possible merger, Elon Musk said on SpaceX's third-quarter earnings call. Musk, CEO of both, said shareholders requested the panels and that he is not a member of either. He called the setup 'an odd kabuki dance' since his dual role bars him from the talks.

The Verge · Oct 20, 2026

Tech

found your sock. invoice attached.

found your sock. invoice attached.

The $20,000 Voxel bot will help you find misplaced things around your home

Tuesday Labs, a New York City robotics studio, has opened reservations for Voxel, a bipedal robot designed to learn and perform household tasks. The robot features articulated arms and an advanced vision system, and is described as a 'droid butler.' A $200 deposit reserves one, with full pricing expected around $20,000 when it ships in 2028.

The Verge · Oct 20, 2026

Entertainment

Rita giving that yacht a one-star review from the shore.

Rita giving that yacht a one-star review from the shore.

Rita Edochie Stirs Controversy With Fresh Shade After Yul and Lizzy Gold’s Viral Yacht Video

Nollywood actress Rita Edochie has stirred controversy with a fresh shade aimed at Yul Edochie and Lizzy Gold after their viral yacht video. The pair were seen enjoying a luxury boat ride, which sparked reactions online. Rita's comment added fuel to the ongoing family drama, with fans speculating about the tension.

Legit.ng · Oct 20, 2026

Entertainment

he gets to be mysterious, she gets to be a searchable keyword.

he gets to be mysterious, she gets to be a searchable keyword.

Do Female Writers Have to Turn Themselves Into a Brand While Men Get a Pass?

A cultural debate has resurfaced over the double standard in publishing: male authors are often praised for being reclusive and mysterious, while female authors are expected to build personal brands, share their lives, and market themselves as a package. The discussion follows several high-profile cases where women writers were asked to disclose personal details their male peers never had to.

Vogue · Oct 20, 2026

Science

The plant's first words: 'I said I need more light, not a podcast.'

The plant's first words: 'I said I need more light, not a podcast.'

Plants can speak using electricity, so this startup built an AI model to decipher their language

Justin Mast discovered research on a houseplant wired to a motorized stand that moved toward light when it sensed electrical signals. He partnered with neuroscientist Lee von Kraus to found Electric Plant, which has spent three years building a large language model called Bombadil to interpret plant electrical signals. The company recently raised $11.2 million in seed funding to bring its sensors and model to market.

TechCrunch · Oct 20, 2026

Entertainment

125 minutes and the only thing breathtaking is the progress bar.

125 minutes and the only thing breathtaking is the progress bar.

Tom Hiddleston's 'Breathtaking' 125-Minute Biopic Is Officially Apple TV's Biggest Streaming Hit

Apple TV+ has declared Tom Hiddleston's 125-minute biopic 'Breathtaking' its biggest streaming hit to date. The film, which stars Hiddleston in the title role, has reportedly drawn record viewership for the platform. Neither Apple nor Hiddleston has commented on the milestone.

SlashFilm · Oct 20, 2026

Tech

50 million tracks swept under the rug, still playable if you know where the rug is.

50 million tracks swept under the rug, still playable if you know where the rug is.

Spotify Removes 50 Million AI Slop Tracks from Recommendations This Year

Spotify said Tuesday it has removed 50 million AI-generated tracks from its recommendations over the past six months, though the tracks remain available on the platform. The company also pulled over 75 million tracks entirely after flagging them as spam. Thousands of profiles have been labeled as AI Personas, and AI songs are ten times less likely to reach the 1,000-stream royalty threshold.

Variety · Oct 20, 2026

Tech

the watermark was the only real thing in the video.

the watermark was the only real thing in the video.

Video of Palestine and Jordan flags flying from top of Eiffel Tower is AI-generated

A video showing Palestinian and Jordanian flags flying from the Eiffel Tower spread online and sparked reactions. Fact-checkers later confirmed the clip was AI-generated, not real footage. The incident highlights growing concerns over synthetic media being mistaken for real news.

Full Fact · Oct 20, 2026

Weird

lime's legal team just discovered a new genre of plaintiff.

lime's legal team just discovered a new genre of plaintiff.

Lime warns e-bikes are ‘not for jousting’ after viral duel staged in London park

A viral video showed two people in medieval-style armor jousting on Lime e-bikes in a London park. Lime responded with a public warning that its rental bikes are 'not for jousting' and reminded users of the terms of service. The company did not say whether the riders' accounts were suspended.

The Independent · Oct 20, 2026

Entertainment

the demon king has ten heads and the vfx team rendered one of them.

the demon king has ten heads and the vfx team rendered one of them.

Internet tears into Yash over 'overlook VFX flaws in Ramayana' remark

At a promotional event in Hyderabad, Yash urged audiences not to nitpick the visual effects in Ramayana: Rise of a Legend, arguing producer Namit Malhotra had gambled his reputation and money to put Indian cinema on the global stage. Viewers pushed back online, asking why they should lower expectations for a film they are paying to watch. The first part releases November 5.

India Today · Oct 20, 2026

Entertainment

the minister's review: great voice, wrong price tag.

the minister's review: great voice, wrong price tag.

Minister who called Daler Mehndi drunk says singer was paid Rs 35 lakh

Uttarakhand minister Subodh Uniyal stopped Daler Mehndi's performance at the Kunjapuri Mela in Tehri district during Navratri, accusing the singer of being intoxicated. Uniyal has now defended his action by claiming Mehndi was paid Rs 35 lakh and was lip-syncing, questioning the value of the performance.

Mid-Day Entertainment · Oct 20, 2026

Entertainment

the only person confirming this is her phone.

the only person confirming this is her phone.

Jennifer Lopez and Brett Goldstein Spark Dating Rumors After LA Outing

Jennifer Lopez and Brett Goldstein, co-stars in the upcoming film 'Office Romance,' were photographed together in Los Angeles, prompting tabloid speculation. Neither actor has addressed the rumors, and no evidence beyond the joint outing has been reported. The film's release date has not been announced.

Page Six · Oct 20, 2026

Entertainment

calling out copycats while using the same filter is a bold move.

calling out copycats while using the same filter is a bold move.

Britney Spears Seemingly Calls Out Stars Copying Her Image: ‘At Least Mine Was Real’

Britney Spears posted a message appearing to call out other stars for copying her image, saying 'At least mine was real.' The post did not name anyone specific. Fans speculated about who she meant, and the comment spread quickly on social media.

Billboard · Oct 20, 2026

Entertainment

she didn't just celebrate the divorce, she became it.

she didn't just celebrate the divorce, she became it.

Mormon Wives’ Jessi Draper Cosplays as a ‘Divorced Dad’ to Celebrate Jordan Ngatikaura Divorce

Jessi Draper, star of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, dressed up as a stereotypical divorced dad to mark her ex-husband Jordan Ngatikaura's divorce. The cosplay included a polo shirt, jorts, and sandals, and was shared on social media. The stunt delighted fans, who praised her sense of humor about the split.

Us Weekly · Oct 20, 2026

Tech

the same $45 billion, twice, and they're already lining up the third

the same $45 billion, twice, and they're already lining up the third

Nscale and Anthropic reportedly in talks for another $45 billion compute deal

Bloomberg reports Anthropic and infrastructure provider Nscale are close to announcing a second $45 billion compute deal, about a month after the first. Sources say talks are ongoing and terms could change. Both companies are pursuing IPOs, and Nscale is reportedly facing investor pushback on its proposed $30 billion valuation.

TechCrunch · Oct 20, 2026

Business

He's finally stopped staring at the one burning house.

He's finally stopped staring at the one burning house.

The world’s finance chiefs see new risks — and less China angst

Finance ministers and central bank governors meeting at the IMF-World Bank spring meetings in Washington said they are less focused on China's slowdown and more concerned about a range of new risks, including persistent inflation, high debt levels, and geopolitical conflicts. The shift marks a change from recent years when China's economy dominated discussions. Officials also warned that trade tensions and upcoming elections could add volatility to global markets.

CNBC · Oct 20, 2026

Entertainment

when your distribution deal comes with a 'choose your hero' dropdown

when your distribution deal comes with a 'choose your hero' dropdown

Dil Raju mistakenly calls Ranbir Kapoor 'Ranveer Singh' at Ramayana event

At the Ramayana pre-release event in Hyderabad on October 19, producer Dil Raju accidentally praised Ranbir Kapoor as 'Ranveer Singh' while addressing the crowd. He paused, corrected himself with 'Ranbir Kapoor garu, sorry,' and laughed. The viral clip left the audience in splits. Ranbir, Yash, and Sai Pallavi were promoting the mythological drama.

Mid-Day Entertainment · Oct 20, 2026

Tech

Meta's legal team: 'We removed the word 'scrape.' The machine stays.'

Meta's legal team: 'We removed the word 'scrape.' The machine stays.'

Meta's AI could still scrape news sites, legal experts say

Meta revised its business terms to remove language suggesting it could freely train AI on news sites like The Verge. But digital law professor James Grimmelmann told Nieman Lab the changes do nothing to restrict the 'associated with your products or services' clause that would let Meta scrape entire sites. The new terms take effect October 30th.

The Verge · Oct 22, 2026

Tech

a bridge you light and run from is a fuse

a bridge you light and run from is a fuse

OpenAI nears $30B funding round at $1.25 trillion valuation led by UAE investors

OpenAI is closing a round of up to $30 billion at a $1.25 trillion valuation, with investors from the United Arab Emirates leading alongside Coatue. The money is being framed as an 'opportunistic' bridge ahead of a possible IPO, and OpenAI wants signatures by the end of next week. It is also negotiating a UAE computing deal, and filed its SEC prospectus confidentially in June.

CNBC · Oct 22, 2026

Everything else

the overlap is just the word 'don't'.

the overlap is just the word 'don't'.

Mom Talks To Her 7th-Grader About The Cornell Case, Sparking Questions About How Boys Are Raised

A mother sat down with her seventh-grade son to discuss the Cornell case, a conversation she hoped would teach him about consent and respect. The talk sparked wider questions online about how parents approach raising boys and whether these conversations actually land. Many parents shared similar struggles, admitting their sons often tune out or misunderstand the message.

Bored Panda · Oct 22, 2026

Tech

the badge costs more than the car it's stuck to.

the badge costs more than the car it's stuck to.

Fiat Dresses Up A 15-Year-Old City Car As An Autobianchi For A Good Reason

Fiat has revived the Autobianchi name for a new model, but the car underneath is a 15-year-old Panda city car with a fresh badge. The Italian automaker says the retro branding helps differentiate the model in a crowded market. The first deliveries are expected next year, and pricing has not been announced.

CarScoops · Oct 22, 2026

Weird

His defense is that he was just returning the ticket.

His defense is that he was just returning the ticket.

Driver hit with $3,000 bill for littering after throwing parking ticket at officer

A driver who threw a parking ticket at a police officer has been billed $3,000 for littering. The incident, which occurred after the driver received the ticket, led to an additional fine that far exceeds the original penalty. The case highlights the severe consequences of reacting to a citation.

Dexerto · Oct 22, 2026

Tech

Bill Gates says prepare for 20 years of AI disruption. The Amish are already packed.

Bill Gates says prepare for 20 years of AI disruption. The Amish are already packed.

Bill Gates says to prepare for 20 years of 'tumultuous' AI disruption

In a Decoder interview, Bill Gates warned that the coming AI transition will be one of the most turbulent periods in human history, possibly splitting society between those who embrace the technology and those who reject it. He compared the latter group to the Amish and said the disruption could last two decades. Gates also called AI more dangerous than nuclear weapons and criticized current policy responses.

The Verge · Oct 22, 2026

Entertainment

the matching outfits really sold the 'we're just friends' story

the matching outfits really sold the 'we're just friends' story

Malaika Arora Sparks Dating Buzz on Dubai Trip with Sarvesh Shashi

Malaika Arora and Sarvesh Shashi were spotted together in Dubai, fueling speculation about a romantic relationship. The two have been seen in multiple public outings, but neither has confirmed or denied the rumors. Sources say they are 'just friends,' though the matching outfits and shared activities have done little to quiet the gossip.

Bollywood Mascot · Oct 22, 2026

Entertainment

the comments are already asking if the baby's registered for Love Island 2045

the comments are already asking if the baby's registered for Love Island 2045

Samie Elishi Hits Back at Backlash Over Pregnancy Announcement

Love Island's Samie Elishi has responded to criticism following her pregnancy announcement with Tyrique Hyde. The couple shared their news on social media, prompting a wave of mixed reactions. Elishi addressed the backlash directly, defending her decision to share the pregnancy publicly.

Tyla · Oct 22, 2026

Business

"I'm a conflicted party, so I've formed a special committee of me and myself."

"I'm a conflicted party, so I've formed a special committee of me and myself."

Musk says SpaceX-Tesla merger 'good idea' as companies explore union

Elon Musk told investors on Thursday that merging SpaceX and Tesla would be a 'good idea', confirming that special committees of independent directors have been formed to discuss a possible union. Musk said he is a 'conflicted party' and cannot join those talks. SpaceX shares rose 8% and Tesla 1.8% after the comments, which followed SpaceX's first profit as a public company.

Deutsche Welle · Oct 22, 2026

Entertainment

Diljit's Delhi concert: now an intimate gig for one security guard who's already checked his watch twice.

Diljit's Delhi concert: now an intimate gig for one security guard who's already checked his watch twice.

Diljit Dosanjh's Delhi concert denied permission over security concerns

Delhi Police reportedly denied permission for Diljit Dosanjh's October 30 concert at Jawaharlal Nehru Stadium, citing threat inputs and festive-season security commitments. The application, dated October 14, was rejected in a letter from the Deputy Commissioner of Police (South District) to BookMyShow. Meanwhile, Dosanjh warned fans about fake volunteer recruitment pages for his India Tour.

Mid-Day Entertainment · Oct 22, 2026

Entertainment

the CBFC's edit: now you're watching a two-hour armpit.

the CBFC's edit: now you're watching a two-hour armpit.

CBFC cuts 24 seconds of nudity and face-smashing from Hollywood horror Clayface

The Central Board of Film Certification passed DC's R-rated body horror Clayface with an 'A' certificate but demanded cuts. Two nude shots (5 and 19 seconds) were removed and replaced with zoomed-in shots, and two face-smashing visuals were modified. The word 'motherf****r' was voluntarily removed from subtitles, and anti-drug messages were added. The film releases in India on October 23.

Bollywood Hungama · Oct 22, 2026

Business

the car company is the side hustle now.

the car company is the side hustle now.

Tesla reports profit slump and flat revenue as Musk touts SpaceX merger

Tesla reported a sharp drop in quarterly profit and flat revenue, missing analyst expectations. CEO Elon Musk used the earnings call to discuss a potential merger with SpaceX, without providing details. The stock fell following the announcement. Investors had hoped for a clearer turnaround plan for the core car business.

DIE ZEIT · Oct 22, 2026

Business

the vault's still empty, but the door looks great on the brochure.

the vault's still empty, but the door looks great on the brochure.

South Indian Bank Share Price Hits 52-Week High: Rally Reasons

South Indian Bank's share price reached a 52-week high this week, driven by improved asset quality and steady deposit growth. Analysts cited falling bad loans and a stronger net interest margin as key factors. The rally comes despite the bank's historically conservative lending stance. Investors will watch whether the momentum holds through the next quarter.

Univest · Oct 22, 2026

Tech

US labs sell AI safety. DeepSeek sells cheaper tokens.

US labs sell AI safety. DeepSeek sells cheaper tokens.

DeepSeek raises $15 billion in challenge to leading US labs

Chinese AI startup DeepSeek raised about 100 billion yuan ($14.98 billion) in its latest funding round, Bloomberg reported Thursday. Battery maker CATL and WeChat operator Tencent were among the biggest investors. Reuters could not immediately verify the report.

Channel News Asia · Oct 22, 2026

Entertainment

noel gallagher finally agrees to date a chicken

noel gallagher finally agrees to date a chicken

Noel Gallagher to appear on final season of Chicken Shop Date

Noel Gallagher will be a guest on the final season of Amelia Dimoldenberg's YouTube interview series Chicken Shop Date. The show, which began in 2014, features Dimoldenberg conducting flirtatious interviews in chicken shops. The final season's lineup also includes other unnamed celebrities. No premiere date has been announced.

Ilford Recorder · Oct 21, 2026

Sports

he considered it, then considered the bench.

he considered it, then considered the bench.

Vinícius Júnior’s Agents Admit He 'Seriously Considered' Arsenal

Vinícius Júnior's representatives confirmed that the Real Madrid winger seriously considered a move to Arsenal before ultimately staying in Spain. The admission came during a roundtable discussion, though no formal offer was ever made. Arsenal's interest was described as genuine but ultimately unsuccessful.

roundtable.io · Oct 21, 2026

Entertainment

The Empire's new customer service strategy: outsource the rudeness to the guy in plastic.

The Empire's new customer service strategy: outsource the rudeness to the guy in plastic.

Rudest Stormtrooper at Disneyland Goes Viral for All the Wrong Reasons

A video of a Disneyland stormtrooper character being unusually rude to guests has gone viral. The stormtrooper, part of the Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge experience, was seen making sarcastic gestures and refusing to pose for photos. Disney has not commented on the incident, but fans are divided between amusement and outrage.

Cinemablend · Oct 21, 2026

Entertainment

The View's new remote: one button for outrage, one for applause.

The View's new remote: one button for outrage, one for applause.

Rosie O’Donnell praises Ana Navarro for scolding Sara Haines, Alyssa Farah Griffin on “The View”

Rosie O’Donnell appeared on The View and praised Ana Navarro for scolding her co-hosts Sara Haines and Alyssa Farah Griffin during a heated segment. O’Donnell’s endorsement came after Navarro criticized the pair’s comments, and the moment quickly circulated online. The episode marked O’Donnell’s return to the show she once moderated.

Yahoo News UK · Oct 21, 2026

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Kathleen Kennedy said it was 'still somewhat alive.' It's a glacier now.

Kathleen Kennedy said it was 'still somewhat alive.' It's a glacier now.

Taika Waititi Confirms His 'Star Wars' Movie Has Been Put 'on Ice' Indefinitely

Taika Waititi confirmed his Star Wars film, in development since 2020, is on hold while he promotes 'Klara and the Sun.' He told Inverse his publicist advised him to say less, then added, 'It's very iced.' Lucasfilm's Kathleen Kennedy had previously said the project was 'still somewhat alive.' Waititi has four other movies in the works.

Variety · Oct 19, 2026

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